One day i was sat on a bus.
Idly looking out of the window
a huge woman with a beard and
a winter coat sat opposite.
This i thought was strange as
it was the height of summer.
As i scanned her appearance i noticed
a small rodent, like a ferret in her sleeve.
I looked up at her hairy face and
her eyes met mine.
She jolted forward.
So close i could feel her breath on
my face and shouted.
"DONT YOU DARE LOOK AT MY ANIMAL!!!"
I waited until the next stop and slipped
off the bus.
From my journey i took this motto
Never trust women with Beards
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